you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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