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(310): View more from California

i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.

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(614): View more from Ohio

halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.

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(816): View more from Missouri

It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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(540): View more from Virginia

we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions

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(269): View more from Michigan

And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick

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