i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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