Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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