Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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