life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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