id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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