like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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