HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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