that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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