its not stalking. its research.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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