I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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