if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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