she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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