Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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