ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Randomize
