I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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