ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was like eating out sand paper
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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