two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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