Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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