your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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