Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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