Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize