His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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