drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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