She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!