I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.