it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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