You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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