every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant