No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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