hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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