I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
pray to the hookup gods
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