Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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