oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I party with great urgency now.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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