we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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