I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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