I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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