Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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