Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Shame - the story of my life.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
