so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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