i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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