Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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