super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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