Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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