Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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