Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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