Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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