This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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