What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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