No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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