I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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