He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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