he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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