Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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