ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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