Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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