it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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