Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Mom said you looked used
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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